So a few weekends ago I walked into my friends apt lobby and saw this.
I thought, is he dead? Is he wasted? Should I help him? But then I snapped a photo and waited outside with a cig. Soon he woke up and went inside. Cheers epic drunk ass.
-T
I thought, is he dead? Is he wasted? Should I help him? But then I snapped a photo and waited outside with a cig. Soon he woke up and went inside. Cheers epic drunk ass.
-T
The truth is that zombies do in fact exist. They are around us all the time without us even knowing. Take this zombie road warning sign that I took a picture of a few years ago. ..there were in fact quite a few zombies ahead..
Do you know what to do when zombies attack? Its no laughing matter. You have to be prepared. Several companies make zombie survival kits for just the occasion. Here is what one looks like. You might want to keep a few around because, well, you know, jus' saying, you never know..
Even celebrities turn into zombies. Brad Pitt, is in fact a zombie. The only reason he looks normal sometimes is because he has a really good makeup artist. jus' sayin'..
Animals. Yes animals have similar zombie qualities. Some have been known to attack humans, but most just stick to attacking other animals. Its in the genes; its some sort of chemical quality. Either way, when it happens, its pretty damn terrifying..
Are your brains prepared? Do u have special zombie awareness?
Some of the scariest zombie combos are in fact real. As if clowns weren't scary enough, this zombie-clown, which was in the movie Zombieland, is petrifying. I kind of had nightmares for weeks. jus' sayin'. You never know what to expect when it comes to zombies..
Got pseudo p3nis envy? Well then this is for you. Who needs a wallet or a change purse ever again? Ladies creep out that stalker that won't leave you alone.. Guys,why pretend you're something you're
not? Make a statement without breaking the law.
Self explanatory.
Seriously this thing is rad.
Knifegun. It's like a mini bayonet. Who ever previously owned this must've been epic.
This book. Just to be sure. (oh and I wanna meet the author, 4reals)
Oh and this. Why not.
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not? Make a statement without breaking the law.
Self explanatory.
Seriously this thing is rad.
Knifegun. It's like a mini bayonet. Who ever previously owned this must've been epic.
This book. Just to be sure. (oh and I wanna meet the author, 4reals)
Oh and this. Why not.
-T
I would like to talk to youuuuuu ..about some of the things you do in the show! My wife Camilllllllle and my son Ennis got the stuff and see the people know about the thing that you gott ta dooo,maaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa.........................Christmas sweaters.
Jelllloo in the pudding, with the jellooo insiiiiide of the pudding is where you got your jello, you see!
Well you see the problum with the people is they dont know the differennnnce...see cuz its about the kidds. Its the kids ...and my brother russell, he was younger you see and he started the flarn flap with the flifth and the flarn. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmummm............
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Jelllloo in the pudding, with the jellooo insiiiiide of the pudding is where you got your jello, you see!
Well you see the problum with the people is they dont know the differennnnce...see cuz its about the kidds. Its the kids ...and my brother russell, he was younger you see and he started the flarn flap with the flifth and the flarn. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmummm............
-T
Ok so we've been posting a lot of animals lately which got me thinking. What is the cutest baby animal? So heres a few of my favs.
Who doesn't love puppies...
Ok. This is pretty adorable.
Baby toad? Ohhhhh wait that's a kitten. Lolz.
Ok here's a real baby toad. Points for size.
Baby polar bear..rarrr.
Oh. Myy. Goooodnesss. That's ridiculous, Come On!
Whoo is that? Pretty cute..
Oh man...I just hope he doesn't get all gassy. (teehee)
Clumsy baby hippo...ok!
Baby lambs!
More baby lambs...oh wait that's Katelyn. Sneaky! Dumbass baby.
Oh Come On! Heeeeyyy buuuud!
Oh. My. Gosh...he's a tiny fluff ball!!!
Mr. Long ears! Lolz.
Game over. Duh...pssh
-T
Who doesn't love puppies...
Ok. This is pretty adorable.
Baby toad? Ohhhhh wait that's a kitten. Lolz.
Ok here's a real baby toad. Points for size.
Baby polar bear..rarrr.
Oh. Myy. Goooodnesss. That's ridiculous, Come On!
Whoo is that? Pretty cute..
Oh man...I just hope he doesn't get all gassy. (teehee)
Clumsy baby hippo...ok!
Baby lambs!
More baby lambs...oh wait that's Katelyn. Sneaky! Dumbass baby.
Oh Come On! Heeeeyyy buuuud!
Oh. My. Gosh...he's a tiny fluff ball!!!
Mr. Long ears! Lolz.
Game over. Duh...pssh
-T
Found what I believe to be an iPhone 5 today! Once I get home and figure how to charge it I'll post a full review. Eat your heart out Wired.
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Andre Dawson AKA "The Hawk" is a good man. he wears his mustache proud. He also had a killer mullet in this picture, but thats beside the point. This man captured the hearts of millions when he put on his cubs uniform. he knew just how to make the crowd smile and always made sure his jersey was washed with Tide bleach alternative. Yes, Andre knew his mustache would prove fierce against the competition, but he never knew the real powers it beheld.. For one day he would be a home run champion and be revered by millions as Andre "The Hawk" Dawson, mustache & homerun boss hogg extraordinaire. Heres to you Andre.
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| Super intense in your face licking your eyeball Iggy |
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| Iggy or lump of floppy skin with eyeballs? |
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| "They really should have more bacon at this place" |
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| "If you take one more picture with that camera Im going to shove it up your bunghole" |
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| "Its ok im emo.. I just cant stop thinking about losing my ballsack one day" |
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| "..really getting tired of everybody holding me and talking to me like im some sort of alien" |
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| "The only reason I am smiling in this picture is because I just peed on your lap." |
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| "I got bitches in the living room gettin' it on, and they arent leavin' til' six in the morning" |
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| "I hate it when you watch me sleep; I cant help it if I fake run in my sleep" |
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| "When I get out of here Im going to punch you in your ballsack" |
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| "This hotel has some of the coolest animal planet specials on tv" |
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| "I will one day take the greatest poop of all, ive really just been holding back lately" |
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| "I may or may not have left a poop in your pillowcase" |
