[SLUGLIST]

Got pseudo p3nis envy? Well then this is for you. Who needs a wallet or a change purse ever again? Ladies creep out that stalker that won't leave you alone.. Guys,why pretend you're something you're
not? Make a statement without breaking the law.


Self explanatory.


Seriously this thing is rad.


Knifegun. It's like a mini bayonet. Who ever previously owned this must've been epic.


This book. Just to be sure. (oh and I wanna meet the author, 4reals)


Oh and this. Why not.



-T