.. ive been meaning to do this post for a while...
here are my top ten albums that i can throw on whenever,
on repeat forever and still be a happy dude.
no particular order:
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THE FEVER - RED BEDROOM
MINUS THE BEAR - MENOS EL OSO (OR ANY MTB)
LOVEKEVINS - VS. THE SNOW
APPLESEED CAST - LOW LEVEL OWL VOL. 1
CUT COPY - BRIGHT LIKE NEON LOVE
JUNIOR BOYS - SO THIS IS GOODBYE (OR ANY JB)
JAZZ JUNE - THE MEDICINE
TORO Y MOI - MY TOUCH
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bonus album:
THE FOX - THE FOX (from switzerland)
one day, while walking in the forest,
a park pavilion appeared.
on one of the pillars it wrote..
"who ▓▓▓ ever sees this plz consider.
should i ask Reath B. to go back out w/ me?
thank you, Rick"
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check yes or no
under yes, "kill yourself" appeared.
..teenage tragedy of hopeless romanticism.
this morning i awoke at 6am because it was real dry in my bedroom;
my humidifier was out of h2o. since i could not fall back asleep i walked down
the street to the local 24hr CVS to purchase some distilled water.
on the way i heard a seagull cawing, or chirping, or whatever the hey it is they do.
it was real annoying, so i then began thinking about all of the real ugly
and annoying birds in the world that i have encountered. here is what i came up with:
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seagull: slightly ugly, sounds awful, mostly annoying and fun to drive your car at.
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pigeon: sounds kind of stupid, looks dumb as rocks, mostly ugly and annoying to watch. eww, gross.
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this bird: mainly because it looks like a nutsack, which kind of offends me.
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???: im not sure what the hey this is, if its not photoshopped, i cant believe it.
this has got to be one of the most offensive looking birds.
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baby bird: c'mon, even the baby is uggs.
im not sure what type of bird pooped this out its hole, but it can't be pretty.
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.. even dogs know when you're ugly...
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i then made it back home from the cvs (consumer value store), put the h2o in my humidifier
and then attempted to pass out, while having awkward dreams of ugly birds.
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fin.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON THIS DAY IN MY LIFE:
i wuz thinkin about shavin' sum today,
but then i couldnt find wheres i put the shaver.
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so then i wuz all liek "heyyyyy", "guess what day itis?"
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so, thens i rans into this guy and he was lookin' all like..
.."..i just dropped some friends off at da pool."
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..and this kid was in the park eating cereal..
..so i drew a picture of him..
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and then i ate peas..
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it wuz a good day.
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fin.
