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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON THIS DAY IN MY LIFE:

i wuz thinkin about shavin' sum today,

but then i couldnt find wheres i put the shaver.

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so then i wuz all liek "heyyyyy", "guess what day itis?"

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so, thens i rans into this guy and he was lookin' all like..

.."..i just dropped some friends off at da pool."

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..and this kid was in the park eating cereal..

..so i drew a picture of him..

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and then i ate peas..

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it wuz a good day.

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fin.