BIRDS FROM THE TOILET BOWL..

slug by PZOW! On 4/12/2011 09:14:00 PM
this morning i awoke at 6am because it was real dry in my bedroom;
my humidifier was out of h2o. since i could not fall back asleep i walked down
the street to the local 24hr CVS to purchase some distilled water.

on the way i heard a seagull cawing, or chirping, or whatever the hey it is they do.
it was real annoying, so i then began thinking about all of the real ugly
and annoying birds in the world that i have encountered. here is what i came up with:
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seagull: slightly ugly, sounds awful, mostly annoying and fun to drive your car at.
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pigeon: sounds kind of stupid, looks dumb as rocks, mostly ugly and annoying to watch. eww, gross.
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this bird: mainly because it looks like a nutsack, which kind of offends me.
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???: im not sure what the hey this is, if its not photoshopped, i cant believe it.
this has got to be one of the most offensive looking birds.
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baby bird: c'mon, even the baby is uggs.
im not sure what type of bird pooped this out its hole, but it can't be pretty.
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.. even dogs know when you're ugly...
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i then made it back home from the cvs (consumer value store), put the h2o in my humidifier
and then attempted to pass out, while having awkward dreams of ugly birds.
--
fin.

3 Responses to 'BIRDS FROM THE TOILET BOWL..'

  1. Unknown said...
    https://sluglist.blogspot.com/2011/04/birds-from-toilet-bowl.html?showComment=1554328581692#c7112671144518184210'> April 3, 2019 at 2:56 PM

    wth jerk lots of those birds suffer from stuff and yes that one is photo shop

     

  2. Unknown said...
    https://sluglist.blogspot.com/2011/04/birds-from-toilet-bowl.html?showComment=1559432281331#c539792811872440108'> June 1, 2019 at 4:38 PM

    idoi

     

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